Tracksurgeon's Redline Cookbook
All Necessary Materials For All Recipes:
1 Drill
2 1/16-Inch drill bits
1 ?-Inch or 5/32 drill bit
Paint stripper
Metal Container (to remove paint)
Old tooth brush
Primer
Clear coat
Epoxy
Lead
Faster Than Ever wheels
1/16-Inch copper pipe
Wire cutters (to adjust FTE axles)
Tin Can (to hold car while painting)
Graphite
Discussion
Cherry/Apple Pie
1 1970 Whip Creamer
1 Can of red or gold metalflake
Krispy Kreme glazed apple or cherry pie
Drill apart rivets using 1/16-inch drill bit as a pilot hole, then 5/32 to remove rivets.
Remove axles by grinding away crimp.
Strip away paint with paint stripper.
Scrape away paint with water and an old tooth brush.
Dry body and spray primer throughout the body.
Spray 2-4 coats of paint on the body.
Clear coat the body. Allow paint to dry overnight.
Snap apart FTE axles with wire cutters.
Make 2 1/16 copper wires flush with the wheel wells.
Apply graphite to axles.
Epoxy axles into copper wires.
Epoxy copper wires into the base.
Remove parts of the interior to fit lead.
Slice lead to fit inside the base under the interior and epoxy to base.
Allow epoxy to dry.
Epoxy body to base.
- Serve with Krispy Kreme glazed pie.
Bowl of Noodles
1 1971 Noodlehead
1 Can of cream enamel
Red paint marker
Drill apart rivets using 1/16-inch drill bit as a pilot hole, then 5/32 to remove rivets.
Remove axles by grinding away crimp.
Strip away paint with paint stripper.
Scrape away paint with water and an old tooth brush.
Dry body and spray primer throughout the body.
Spray 2-4 coats of paint on the body.
Clear coat the body. Allow paint to dry overnight.
Snap apart FTE axles with wire cutters.
Make 2 1/16 copper wires flush with the wheel wells.
Apply graphite to axles.
Epoxy axles into copper wires.
Epoxy copper wires into the base.
Slice lead to fit in base and epoxy to base.
Allow epoxy to dry.
Epoxy body to base.
- Apply red polka dots to body.
Hamburger
1 1973 Sand Witch
1 Can of brown enamel
Potato
Knife
Salt
Drill apart rivet using 1/16-inch drill bit as a pilot hole, then 5/32 to remove rivet.
Remove axles by grinding away crimps.
Strip away paint with paint stripper.
Scrape away paint with water and an old tooth brush.
Dry body and spray primer throughout the body.
Spray 2-4 coats of paint on the body.
Clear coat the body. Allow paint to dry overnight.
Snap apart FTE axles with wire cutters.
Make 2 1/16 copper wires flush with the wheel wells.
Apply graphite to axles.
Epoxy axles into copper wires.
Epoxy copper wires into the base.
Remove parts of the interior to fit lead.
Slice lead to fit inside the base under the interior and epoxy to base.
Allow epoxy to dry.
Epoxy body to base.
Slice potato in long, thin pieces.
Salt potato slices.
Microwave slices for 10 minutes.
- Serve Sand Witch with French fries.
Grasshopper Salad
1 1971, 1974, or 1975 Grass Hopper
1 Can of green enamel
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Onions
Salad dressing
Drill apart rivet using 1/16-inch drill bit as a pilot hole, then 5/32 to remove rivet.
Remove axles by grinding away crimps.
Strip away paint with paint stripper.
Scrape away paint with water and an old tooth brush.
Dry body and spray primer throughout the body.
Spray 2-4 coats of paint on the body.
Clear coat the body. Allow paint to dry overnight.
Snap apart FTE axles with wire cutters.
Make 2 1/16 copper wires flush with the wheel wells.
Apply graphite to axles.
Epoxy axles into copper wires.
Epoxy copper wires into the base.
Remove parts of the interior to fit lead.
Slice lead to fit inside the base under the interior and epoxy to base.
Allow epoxy to dry.
Epoxy body to base.
- Serve with salad dressing, lettuce, tomatoes, and onions.

Desert Rabbit Soup
1 1970 Jack Rabbit Special
1 Can of brown, white, grey, or black enamel
Red paint marker
Silver paint marker
Drill apart rivet using 1/16-inch drill bit as a pilot hole, then 5/32 to remove rivet.
Remove axles by grinding away crimp.
Strip away paint with paint stripper.
Scrape away paint with water and an old tooth brush.
Dry body and spray primer throughout the body.
Spray 2-4 coats of paint on the body.
Clear coat the body. Allow paint to dry overnight.
Snap apart FTE axles with wire cutters.
Make 2 1/16 copper wires flush with the wheel wells.
Apply graphite to axles.
Epoxy axles into copper wires.
Epoxy copper wires into the base.
Remove parts of the interior to fit lead.
Slice lead to fit inside the base under the interior and epoxy to base.
Allow epoxy to dry.
Epoxy body to base.